Thursday, August 09, 2007

Why do people stand in front of the forks?

There's only one place to get them. Well..okay, there's another forkatorium on the other side of the checkout, but I am here. On this side.

So, therefore, ms. redhaired-chick-wearing-unseasonably-heavyweight-not-to-mention-unflattering-gray-dress-pants-in-the-middle-of-summer--when I'm flitting around you and your friend's fork-front conversation?--saying excuse me 6 or 7 times as I try different approach angles, finally deciding to just buzz the tower (which would normally just be rude, if you weren't so socially retarded)?, JUST GET OUT OF MY WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Gosh.

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