SOTD: 10/28/07

Why can't you do it?
Why can't you set your monkey free?
Always giving in to it -Do you love your monkey or do you love me?
Why can't you do it
Why do I have to
share my baby with a monkey?

(Listen)

--> George Michael: Monkey

SOTD: 10/27/07

Where it began
I cant begin to knowin
But then I know its growin strong
Was in the spring
And spring became the summer
Who'd have believed you'd come along

Hands, touchin hands
Reachin out
Touchin me
Touchin youuuuuuu!

Ecoutez! (4th one down is the best)

--> Neil Diamond, Sweet Caroline

This morning's conversation...

Me (reading cnn.com): "Research shows some Neanderthals were redheads"

DB (sotto voce): "Some still are...."


HEY!!!! >:0

SOTD: 10/26/07

Think I wanna drive your benz
I dont
If I wanna floss I got my own
Even if you were broke
My love dont cost a thing

Sorry! No e-file for this one!

--> Jennifer Lopez, My Love Don't Cost a Thing

SOTD: 10/21/07

OK, numbers exchanged
Now it's in play
Shouldn't a took you so long
In the first place
I'm just playin' cutie Yeah give me a call
No it's cool You ain't gotta see me to my car
I'm a big girl But you'll find out
Stuck for me
While I drop top and ride out
Wheels spinnin
'Wanna know what shorty all about
But it's cool, Im doin'
And these words is comin' out my mouth

Listen :)

--> Eve/Alicia Keys, Gangsta Lovin

Movie Review: The Heartbreak Kid

Cute Persons to look at (0-5): I give it a 3.


For the biceps crowd, there's Ben Stiller's Eddie Cantrow (also here). I've always thought he was cute and funny (and he's shapely, which is always appreciated!! I do love an invitation to the gun show.)


For the stockings crowd, there's 2 choices. There the Malin Akerman, the blonde chick who plays Ben Stiller's wife. Pretty enough, though her character is so annoying that it might be hard to get over. (I guess you could always just plug your ears?)


Alternatively, there's Michelle Monaghan, who plays the love interest Miranda. Mrrrrow.



A Satisfying Ending (0-5): 1. Meh. The ending was a mixed bag. On one hand, you're happy to get what seems like a happy ending. On the other hand, I was really disappointed in Ben Stiller's character and felt sad for my girl Michelle.

Action/adventureness (0-5): 3. There's a good amount of slapstick and pratfalls, which is fun. Some good driving scenes. There was also some, um, action scenes that might surprise. Meant to be funny, but still pretty shocking for a Ben Stiller movie!

Love storyness (0-5): 1. True love story? Not really...not, like, From Here to Eternity love story. Otherwise, there's plenty of love story--the whole movie is full of it.

Good Scaryness (0-5): 0. No scaryness at all. At least not the way I mean it.

Kissing (0-5): 1. Not enough kissing. But, boy, those not-kissing scenes. Funny--and meant to be funny--but pretty graphic!

Cinematography/Special Effects (1-5): 2. Also meh. Some of the scenery was really pretty, but then other times you could tell it was green-screened. The thing is, it's a Farrelley brothers movie, not high cinema.

Extra Credit: 5. Ben Stiller's real-life dad, Jerry, is hilariously rude and potty-mouthed. He alone is worth watching the movie.



Total: 16/35. Made by the people who brought you There's Something About Mary and Superbad, but less enjoyable than either.

One of my my sassmouth readers has chastised me...

...for not writing. So, to silence Jen's whining--> Here's today's SOTD!!

Yes, I think they're back. At least it was back en force this morning, since I don't even own this song.

"If someone said three years from now
You'd be long gone
I'd stand up and punch them out
Cause they're all wrongI know better
Cause you said forever
And ever
Who knew"

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