It's a caucasian thing, you wouldn't understand.

I'm really not a hot sauce fan. And it's not just that I don't like hot things (although that's sort of true too), I really just don't think it tastes good. Which, as wb informed me at lunch, is a "caucasian thing".

He--being non-caucasian himself--apparently is the expert on such matters.

However, you know what *is* a caucasian thing? Peanut butter and bacon sandwiches. Uh *huh*