Monday, July 21, 2008

New stuff in Woodstock

A new cafe (they spell it caffe, but I do as I please) that appears to be planning to serve gelato and other wonderful things. If you're familiar with the actual Woodstock Square, it's going to be where Tip Top Bistro was. If you're familiar with the movie Groundhog Day, it's going to be where the Tip Top Cafe was.

Also, where Harvest Moon restaurant used to be, an Irish pub named--what else--O'Leary's is under construction. Ahh, 2 of my favorite things combined into one: Irish and pub




In case yours goes missing

Sunday, July 20, 2008

If I'm awake, you're awake.

I actually slept pretty well this weekend!

Course, now here it is a school night and I'm lying here on my stomach with my head under the pillow talking to you all, instead of sleeping. All I need now is a comic book, a flashlight, and a walkie talkie to talk to my friend next door.

I should stay at my parents' house once in a while, cause then I could employ the time-honored: "Mommmmm? Can I have a glass of waterrrrrr?"*

Something to consider.

*And yes, I *am* spoiled enough to have a mom who really would bring me a glass of water.

SOTD 7/20/08: Sweet City Woman, The Stampeders

OH this is one of my favorite songs of all time!! I'm so glad my subconscious dredged it up!

I love banjo music (shut up) and this particular song reminds me of a singular incident in college that was particularly enjoyable. I was driving down Normal Rd past the library thoroughly enjoying Sweet City Woman and I nearly ran over a boy I had a HUGE crush on, who was crossing the street. He stopped to pretend-scold me and I was nearly suffocated by the Davidoff Cool Water. Sighhhhh :)

He was my lab partner. Black leather jacket, short hair, Travis...something...

Anyway--The Stampeders

The best verse?
Like a country mornin', all snuggled in dew
Ah she's got a way to make a man feel shiny and new
And she sing in the evenin', oh familiar tunes
And she feeds me love and tenderness and macaroons


Ain't nobody don't like macaroons...

:O

Bastards!

Just like in Se7en, when they're out in the desert...

...and that FedEx truck pulls up and the guy gets out with a box, and you don't think to yourself, "Huh, wonder what's in the box?", but, instead, your very first thought is,
"That's the perfect size box for a human head".


Tooo many horror movies.

You know you've seen too many horror movies when...

I'm alone in the house right now. I've been boxing things up and moving stuff down to the dining room, coiling cords, dusting, reading a few pages from a scary book I just got, here and there in between. It's quiet in the house, no TV or radio on.

So, just now, I had my head under the bed as I was pulling some stuff out from under it and heard a faint, sort of musical tone--kind of like a music box. I quickly determined that it wasn't my cellphone (as my current ringtone is crickets) and a super-creepy sense of there's-someone-in-my-house dread totally washed over me. Eeek! Goosebumps and everything.

Then, as I realized the tune was a little familiar, it's summer, and I live in the suburbs, I looked out my bedroom window. Yep, it was the ice cream truck.

But, as the post title says, how do you know you've seen too many horror movies?

When you're home alone, and you hear faint, tinny, unplaceably creepy music, and you look out the bedroom window into the encroaching twilight to see that the music is coming from the ice cream truck that is heading up the hill toward your house, and you feel MORE scared instead of LESS??

THAT, my friend, is when you know you've seen too many scary movies.

Saturday, July 19, 2008

This is actually a pretty decent place to eat!

I've been to Noodles & Company a few times for dinner, and honestly, even though it's a pasta chain, I'm starting to really like it. I'm usually in there alone (with my Newcastle Brown Ale and my books about murder, making out, or a combination thereof) and I've only had one dish, the spicy Penne Rosa, but everything looks good and there are always a bunch of people in the one that's closest to my house, which makes for good people watching.

Give it a shot if there's one near you. A plate of penne with spinach, tomatoes, mushrooms, and chicken plus a glass of water and a beer for around $10. You really can't beat that.

Plus their website is fun and quirky, so they deserve props for that. Although...the home page is open in another IE window as I type this, and I'm noticing that the strange and repetitive music they have on it is really starting to remind me of some of the horror movies I've seen. Hmmmmmm, creepy.

SOTD 7/19/08: You and I Both, Jason Mraz

Audio

Was it you who spoke the words that things would happen but not to me
Oh things are gonna happen naturally
Oh taking your advice I'm looking on the bright side
And balancing the whole thing
But often times those words get tangled up in lines
And the bright lights turn to night
Until the dawn it brings
Another day to sing about the magic that was you and me

Cause you and I both loved
What you and I spoke of
And others just read of
Others only read of the love, the love that I love.

See I'm all about them words
Over numbers, unencumbered numbered words
Hundreds of pages, pages, pages forwards
More words then I had ever heard and I feel so alive

You and I, you and I
Not so little you and I anymore
And with this silence brings a moral story
More importantly evolving is the glory of a boy

Cause you and I both loved
What you and I spoke of
And others just dream of
And if you could see me now
Well I'm almost finally out of
I'm finally out of
Finally deedeedeedee
Well I'm almost finally, finally
Well I'm free, oh, I'm free

And it's okay if you have go away
Oh just remember the telephone works both ways
And if I never ever hear them ring
If nothing else I'll think the bells inside
Have finally found you someone else and that's okay
Cause I'll remember everything you sang

Cause you and I both loved what you and I spoke of
and others just read of and if you could see now
well I'm almost finally out of.
I'm finally out of, finally, deedeeededede
well I'm almost finally, finally, finally out of words.

Friday, July 18, 2008

Fine, I'll go to sleep

Since none of yous are awake. I did actually sleep on the couch this evening, but, true to form, I'll probably now lie here awake.

We'll see...hopefully I won't be back.

SOTD 7/18/08: Lost, Katy Perry

Yes yes, I know, more Katy Perry :)

Audio


I'm out on my own again
Face down in the porcelain
Feeling so high but looking so low
Party favors on the floor
Group of girls banging on the door
So many new fair-weather friends ooo?

(CHORUS)
Have you ever been so lost
Known the way and still so lost

(V2)
Caught in the eye of a hurricane
Slowly waving goodbye like a pageant parade
So sick of this town pulling me down
My mother says I should come back home but
Can?t find the way cause the way is gone
So if I pray am I just sending words into outer space

(CHORUS)
Have you ever been so lost
Known the way and still so lost
Another night waiting for someone to take me home
Have you ever been so lost

(BRIDGE)
Is there a light
Is there a light
At the end of the road
I'm pushing everyone away
Cause I can?t feel this anymore
Can't feel this anymore

(CHORUS)
Have you ever been so lost
Known the way and still so lost
Another night waiting for someone to take me home
Have you ever been so lost
Have you ever been so LOST.

And just when you though you were safe from my birthday for a whole nother year...

...da dum da dum, I have yet another opportunity to celebrate it! And what's more, I have been promised a balloon animal hat, which, as anyone who knows me in real life can attest, I am *absolutely* going to wear around town. Assuming it fits in the cab. Oh, it'll fit in the cab.


I'm kind of seeing how far into the year I can stretch the endless birthday celebration. I do still have one more offer...maybe I can hold out til August for that one.

The cheddar curtain isn't so bad if you just slide by

Yep, I braved the state line on Thursday night and went up and visited friends of mine for dinner and entertainment (which is notably different from dinner and tournament, unless Guitar Hero counts). Where they are hardly counts as Wisconsin, really, they're right on the border; but hey, on the border is pret-ty fun!

You know, that's what Wisconsin is all about--dinner plus entertainment. Wisconsin doesn't want you to have to do it yourself**. I don't think I've ever been to a supper club where there wasn't an accordion guy or a guitar player or even a karaoke singer. The last time I was in a supper club (eating my fried chicken in someone's converted living room), my friends and I sang the harmony backup for Suspicious Minds. We rocked that former living room...we may have even gotten a free bowl of peas for our efforts, it's hard to say.

It *is* very strange to see people smoking in bars/restaurants in the Lesser White North, though. You'd not think that 13 years of my bar-going life would be erased by the time that has passed since Illinois banned it, yet...still.

I did observe some pretty skillful Guitar Hero--though I declined to play myself, as I hadn't had enough to drink at that point. I think one of the rules of GH should be that you have to put your all into it--none of this playing while lying on the couch crap. If you see the "Whammy" flashing, I wanna see the full arm extension. Make it worth the price of my admission, you know? I'm just sayin.

And so eventually, it was time to head home because *yawn*, I'm not as young as I once was. All the way home I was so tired, *so* tired. Couldn't wait to crawl in bed. And when I did?

&^%#@*% insomnia.



**Much like Canada, Wisconsin is interested in your overall happiness. I appreciate that.

The Wisconsin gaming commission gets tired of waiting for the Archdiocese of Milwaukee...

...and just puts the rules about sex right on the slot machines where everyone can see them


Protestants:




Catholics:

Wednesday, July 16, 2008

That's an extraordinary nutsack, mind if I try?



Real nuts, real sack, real commercial.

A day like all days, that alters and illuminates the events of our times

Well, that's what my dad says about days like today, anyway. Course, he also says a phrase in some foreign language (whose name I would need to clarify) that means: "You have been weighed in the balance and found to be lacking." I used to describe some of my old boyfriends with that phrase...

Speaking of old boyfriends ;) I found out that one of my old boyfriends is getting married next fall. I'm happy for him! His dad is 6 foot 11 and is the subject of one of my favorite stories***

I had a very fun day at work today :) It was skirt day! A few weekends ago, I went shopping with a new and good girlfriend of mine. We bought ourselves disgustingly matchy-matchy $5 plaid skirts from Eddie Bauer (hers blue, mine pink and tan).

We mostly bought them because they were originally $89 (which makes me want to shop at the full priced Eddie Bauer store on the 5th of never). I mean, really, it's just linen. Yes, they're cut on the bias, which is very cool, but still...linen. However, given that we got an $85 deal, we couldn't pass them up. Reason 2 is we felt the need to prove that my girlfriend really does have legs.

And now, after wearing a delightfully cut linen skirt, she also knows why I always sway like a bell when I've got a long skirt on. You can't resist it...I dare you to try. Girls *or* boys.

Anyway, it was a day that gave me multiple opportunities to harrass my friends to death, which as we all know is one of my favorite things. Does it help that I only really hassle the people I truly like? I mean, not that it's going to stop me, but...

Discussed the finer fashion differences between a wrinkle and a crease in a pair of dark blue jeans, ate good lunch at the Chinese restaurant (with more harrassment--and would have gotten to take the Boy Intern shoe shopping, if our pain-in-the-*ss ride hadn't come back to actually let us in the car**), had a busy afternoon (including arguments about work stuff--we all know how I feel about expressing my opinion), talked to a good friend on my way to the softball field, saw some of my chicks @ the game, talked to another good friend on the way home.

Ate milk and cookies for dinner and am now doing my starfish impersonation.

Such a nice day. It doesn't make for very entertaining blog material, but it's not all the time that you have a day that leaves you still smiling when you crawl into bed at night. Today was a day like that for me :)



**So yeah, our ride drove off into the sunset without us (yes, I can take a good dose of the crap I dish out, I figure it's only fair ;) and I suggested to the Boy Intern that we go shoe shopping @ Marshalls. He asked why. Um, it's shoe shopping? Boy Intern, reeeeaaaally...I'm offering you a change to hone your dude skills for your return to the harem that is the American University. Here, listen...girl likes shoes, girl likes shopping for shoes, girl's affection for boy grows if boy spends time with her doing things she likes sometimes-particularly if boy looks at her admiringly, girl's growing affection for boy leads to making out.

Ergo...
Shoe shopping with girl = increased chance for making out. See? Not so crazy after all, huh? Yeah no, didn't think so ;)



***jm's dad was a police officer and jm told me a story about one time he pulled over a semi-truck. Apparently the driver wasn't watching when Officer M walked up to the truck, but when the guy turned his head, Officer M's head was right there in his window (seeing as how he's 6 foot 11 and all).

The driver told Officer M to get the f*ck off his truck. Officer M said I'm not on your truck, please give me your license and insurance. The driver again told the officer to get off his f*cking truck, to which Officer M responded the same.

The driver started to get a lil irate, so Officer M said okay. He raised his hands and walked 3 steps backwards. The driver quickly realized that he had been pulled over by a guy who was nearly 7 feet tall. OH!

He handed over his license and insurance. Quietly. :)

SOTD 7/16/08: No One, Alicia Keys

I know some people search the world
To find something like what we have
I know people will try
Try to divide
Something so real
So till the end of time
Im telling you that

No one no one no one
Can get in the way of what I'm feeling
No one no one no one
Can get in the way of what I feel for you
Oh oh oh....


Ears

Monday, July 14, 2008

All the rocket scientists are busy doing rocket scientry.

Me: having walked up to Lane 1 with cart. Lane 1 has little white light illuminated
Team Member: "Lane 2 is closed, you'll have to go over to Lane 1"
Me: looking up, "Okay"
Team Member: "Lane 2 is closed, there's no one signed in."
Me: "Okay, sounds good"
Team Member: "Ma'am! You need to take your purchases over to Lane 1! Lane 2 is closed! Or you can go to any of the other open lanes."
Me: "I think I'm in Lane 1 already."
Team Member: "Oh. Sorry, I mean Lane 1 is closed, Lane 2 is open."
Me: "But the light's not on. I'm really more comfortable in a lane that's got the light on"
Team Member: "Oh...kay." walks away



Well, I have to get it out of my system somehow. ;) There is a very select population of people who can take what I dish out in this world, and, really, only one who can take it full strength. I know I aggravated the situation. I couldn't help it! It was served to me on a silver platter and you never want to anger the comedy gods.

Sometimes it's safer for me to let my aggression bleed out in situations like this than to take it out on the Skittle Eaters at work. Plus it was kinda funny. You don't go to hell for hassling unsuspecting service industry workers, do you? ;)

Five bonus points if you can tell me what commercial...

this song is in (without googling it!). I really like this song too, I had no idea it was by Madness!

It Must Be Love

Speaking of string quartets...

Well if I wasn't, I was about to. I really dig string music--it kinda turns me on. Course, then, so do drums...anyway...

Listen to this!

Or Dance Dance, if you'd prefer


I really like a widely varied selection of music types--I guess I like eclecticism in all that touches me, really. I'm a little bit in like with The String Quartet!

There's a Fall Out Boy song I need to find

It's not Dance Dance, Sugar We're Goin Down, or Thanks for the Memories. I can't remember any of the lyrics or tune, but I know ever time it comes on the radio I love it.

Oh yeah, so there's a clue--it's been released to radio.

Any ideas--I'm open to just about anything at this point...must...find....song...

SOTD 7/14/08L Won't Go Home Without You, Maroon 5

The words that would mend the things that were broken
But now it's far too late, she's gone away

Every night you cry yourself to sleep
Thinking: "Why does this happen to me?
Why does every moment have to be so hard?"
Hard to believe that

It's not over tonight
Just give me one more chance to make it right
I may not make it through the night
I won't go home without you

The taste of her breath, I'll never get over
The noises that she made kept me awake
Oh
The weight of things that remain unspoken
Built up so much it crushed us everyday

Every night you cry yourself to sleep
Thinking: "Why does this happen to me?
Why does every moment have to be so hard?"
Hard to believe that
[ Won't Go Home Without You lyrics found on http://www.completealbumlyrics.com ]

It's not over tonight
Just give me one more chance to make it right
I may not make it through the night
I won't go home without you

It's not over tonight
Just give me one more chance to make it right
I may not make it through the night
I won't go home without you

Of all the things I felt but never really shown
Perhaps the worst is that I ever let you go
I should not ever let you go, oh oh oh

It's not over tonight
Just give me one more chance to make it right
I may not make it through the night
I won't go home without you

It's not over tonight
Just give me one more chance to make it right
I may not make it through the night
I won't go home without you
And I won't go home without you
And I won't go home without you
And I won't go home without you


Audio

Sunday, July 13, 2008

What is this a picture of, you ask yourself?

Well, 5 seconds ago it was a picture of very loud baroque-period harpsichord music and my parents sharing a bag of Beer Nuts across the aisle.

*sniff* It just about brings tears to my eyes. ;)

(I'm 106 miles from Chicago. I'm in the back of the van. It's dark and I'm wearing sunglasses.)

The hot tub

Alas, time to head back to the real world.

I do, however, get to ride next to my funny and beautiful niecey though, so that does make the return trip worthwhile. (She's sleeping while holding my arm--if I move too much, she squeezes me. I love her :)

I'm trying to post a vacay pic I didn't post yesterday: it's the cedar hot tub (the round thing with the stovepipe coming out the top). My uncle and cousin put it together just like a whiskey barrel (no glue, just water-swelled wood. Fill it up with lake water and light the wood stove, 30 mins later you've got a hot tub!

They have a big wooden oar to stir the water to an even temp. For years I've been trying to get them to invest in some giant foam carrots and onions, cause when someone's stirring the tub from above, you kind of feel like...well...soup.

Saturday, July 12, 2008

Peace and quiet...

The grown-ups are still laughing and playing the bodhran and harmonicas in the room above my head, but I'm ready for sleep.

Sweet dreams everyone...

What a beautiful day :)

Today was a day filled with the adventure of a power outage, rides on the pontoon boat, soaking ourselves im the wood-fired cedar hot tub, a little sunburn (curse of the irish!), lots of talking with my cousins, and good dinner :).

On tap for tonight? Illegal fireworks, ice cream, and the family harmonica and drum jam. So fun :) I'm pretty lucky.

Friday, July 11, 2008

My dad is whistling along to Beethoven's Ode to Joy

...hellllp meeeeeee.....

It worked!

Now lemme try a picture... It's me da, driving the lead car in the caravan :)

Mobile posting is trying to defy me...

...and we all know how I feel about blogs that fight back. Let's see if this one works...

SOTD 7/11/06: The Nutcracker Suite, Tchaikovsky

There aren't any words to this one. :)

Thursday, July 10, 2008

Welll, I'm going to give sleeping a shot...

...let's see if I do any better than last night. Maybe I'll take Ambien, it's been a while since I crashed into any doorframes on my way to the bathroom. I'd say I'm due.

Hopefully you won't hear from me in the middle of the night, but you probably will...sighhh

And since I'm posting songs I really like...

my favorite version of my favorite Christmas song. It's my blog, i's Xmas if I say so. :)


Third one down, the Ronettes

Love this one!

Yes, I have an abiding crush on the Jackson 5

SOTD 7/10/08: I Will, Beatles cover

And when at last I find you
Your song will fill the air
Sing it loud so I can hear you
Make it easy to be near you
For the things you do endear you to me
Oh, you know I will


Listeny part

I'm on vacation tomorrow...

...which explains why I fairly recently arrived home from work.
It does not explain:
--why it rains every time I decide to get the driveway sealcoated
--why I have to keep adjusting my office chair
--why Amy from Kennesaw doesn't want to go dancing with me
--why there's a missing knot on hw's ceiling
--or why Lincoln needs to sit next to me with one paw resting on my arm. Although it *is* pretty cute. For a psycho cat.

Anyway--before I left work, I made sure to fill up my candy dishes enough so that the slackers would stop by, but left them low enough so that they'd feel the need to get more candy. Then I locked the candy drawer.

Muhuhahahahaha

SOTD 7/9/08: Doctor My Eyes, Jackson Browne

Doctor, my eyes have seen the years
Through the slow parade of tears without crying
Now I want to understand
I have done all that I could
To see the evil and the good without hiding
You must help me if you can

Doctor my eyes
Tell me what is wrong
Was I unwise to leave them open for so long?

Listen

And an alternate version cause I'm a sucker for the Jackson 5

Sometimes things I think are funny are *also* things normal people think are funny...

...other times...


It's a caucasian thing, you wouldn't understand.

I'm really not a hot sauce fan. And it's not just that I don't like hot things (although that's sort of true too), I really just don't think it tastes good. Which, as wb informed me at lunch, is a "caucasian thing".

He--being non-caucasian himself--apparently is the expert on such matters.

However, you know what *is* a caucasian thing? Peanut butter and bacon sandwiches. Uh *huh*

Now in new "Not Sleeping" Flavor

Wednesday, July 09, 2008

1012 pm

Stillll awake...

All right, I'm going to sleep.

Which is to say, I'm going to lie down in my bed (like a starfish) with the lights off. If you're bored at 130, txt me, odds are I'll be awake...it's what I do best.

Course, now I've got TV to watch whilst I lie in bed, which is cool. As was the cable guy...more on that later...

And so it seems I may have new readers...

So welcome Tall Guy From Wisconsin, Guy With A View Of The Sears Tower, and Guy Whose Back Hurts (although *you* sir, I daresay, probably would be better distracted from your back pain if you would just try the teriyaki sauce in your eye). It's nice to see you here! I mean, it'd be better if you were Canadian (cause we all know how I feel about that), but still...

Anyone else I missed?

You'll find stuff's kind of haphazard here, I've not been sleeping very well lately (which means the SOTDs have gone walkabout) and work has been pretty time-consuming (so I've been coming home and going to sleep...although not very successfully, as I said above [see...above]). Sometimes my sass-mouth readers chastize me for not writing more regularly. Sometimes I listen to them. It's a give and take relationship.

So there you go. Random and inconsistent, that's how I roll. I figure if you put me in your collection of 157 other websites to check every day, you probably should only have to do, what, 2-3 hours of work each day, max?

I think that's fair.

Dear guy whose back hurts;

Hope you're feeling better! I'm glad you got a laugh--that's really what I'm here for--on earth, not just on the internet--to provide random entertainment for people who google random crap.

Random crap...it's my speciality ;)

Sunday, June 29, 2008

SOTD 6/29/08: Kelly Clarkson, Miss Independent

Miss independent
Miss self-sufficient
Miss keep your distance, mmmm

Miss unafraid
Miss out of my way
Miss don't let a man interfere, no

Miss on her own
Miss almost grown
Miss never let a man help her off her throne

So, by keeping her heart protected
She'll never, ever feel rejected
Little miss apprehensive
Said ooh, she fell in love

(Chorus)
What is this feeling taking over?
Thinking no one could open the door
Surprise, it's time, to feel what's real
What happened to miss independent's no longer need to be defensive?
Goodbye, old you, when love, is true

(Verse 2)
Misguided heart
Miss play it smart
Miss if you wanna use that line, you better not start, no

But she miscalculated
She didn't wanna end up jaded
And this miss decided not to miss out on true love

So, by changing a misconception
She went in a new direction
And found inside, she felt a connection
She fell in love

(Chorus)
What is this feeling taking over?
Thinking no one could open the door
Surprise, it's time, to feel what's real
What happened to miss independent's no longer need to be defensive?
Goodbye, old you, when love, is true (when love, is true)

(Bridge)
When miss independent walked away
No time for love that came her way
She looked in the mirror and thought today
What happened to miss no longer afraid?
It took some time for her to see
How beautiful love could truly be
No more talk of why can't that be me
I'm so glad I've finally seen

(Chorus)
What is this feeling taking over?
Thinking no one could open the door
Surprise, it's time, to feel what's real
What happened to miss independent's no longer need to be defensive?
Goodbye, old you, when love, is true (when love, is true)

Miss independent

I never did tell u what Thursday was...

It was my birthday! Yay me!


Happy Birthday to Me!

Wednesday, June 25, 2008

Guess what tomorrow is?

SOTD 6/25/08: Katy Perry, Hot n Cold

Cause you're hot then you're cold
You're yes then you're no
You're in then you're out
You're up then you're down
You're wrong when it's right
It's black and it's white
We fight, we break up
We kiss, we make up
(you)You don't really want to stay, no
(but you)But you don't really want to go-o
You're hot then you're cold
You're yes then you're no
You're in and you're out
You're up and you're down

I just got the cd and my brain is bathed in it!

Monday, June 23, 2008

Toothpaste

Yes it is possible to get it in your eyes without some sort of weird thing going on in your bathroom. And it hurrrrts!

Tea

I really like tea. A lot. A lot a lot. And not so much hot tea, although I do also like that, but really, sun tea. Terribly bitter, strong, black, unsweetened, room temperature tea. I know, someone who sleeps thru the night as well as I do (not) should probably avoid the caffeine, but I think there's more than just caffeine in it cause I can't live without it. (I also like to leave it sitting out so that it gets even more bitter and---disgustingly--warm. It's probably all the bacteria that make it taste increasingly bitter. Ew, I know.)

I was in Toronto several years ago, where one can only get horribly sweet tea. I couldn't wait to get back to the US of A so I could get me some miserable bitter McDonald's tea. Mmmmm

Like I've told people I know, I like my tea like I like...
...my Catholicism...dark, with a hint of punishment
...Ed Harris...a little aged, but still *very* tasty
...my ex-boyfriends...bitter and bottled up
...my lifeguards...brown and wet
...I had to delete this one, because it was too obnoxious. Funny though ;)
...This one too

So have a good night! If you're awake between 1 and 4, call me, I'll be here. Drinking my tea.

Word of the Day for Friday June 20th

Defenestrate.

Now, I speak myself a little French, and when I first looked at Friday's WOTD, I thought, huh. Interesting, fenestre means window, I wonder what defenestrate means.

Well, it means to throw (someone) out of the window!! There's a world in the English language whose sole purpose is to describe what happens when you throw the object of your least affection (for me, Wayne) out of the nearest portal.

Like I told some of mes amis already, I really wanted to try out my new word on Friday (grrrrr), however, I managed to restrain myself. Now, if you find you're not able to resist your own defenestration urges (and we all know how powerful they are), SEND ME PICTURES!

I will soooo post them :)

SOTD 6/23/08: Katy Perry, Ur So Gay

You’re so sad maybe you should buy a happy meal
You’re so skinny you should really Super Size the deal
Secretly you’re so amused
That nobody understands you
I’m so mean cause I cannot get you outta your head
I’m so angry cause you’d rather MySpace instead
I can’t believe I fell in love with someone that wears more makeup than…

You’re so gay and you don’t even like boys
No you don’t even like
No you don’t even like
No you don’t even like boys
You’re so gay and you don’t even like boys
No you don’t even like
No you don’t even like
No you don’t even like…


Parental Advisory Audio

Thursday, June 19, 2008

Not an SOTD, but

I've been looking for this version!

Maxamillion

Marvin Gaye had it right when it comes to you-know-what, I suppose, but this one really surpasses when it comes to the time-honored art of booty-shaking. Which, by the way, I am trying to arrange.

Who wants to go dancing?!? You're even welcome, Kennesaw, if you want to make the drive, but I can't promise much...(it is the suburbs after all....)

SOTD 6/19/08: Britney Spears, Gimme More

Center of attention ('tention)
Even when they're up against the wall
You got me in a crazy position (Yeah)
If you're on a mission (Uh-huh)
You got my permission (Oh)

We can get down like there's no one around
We'll keep on rockin' (Keep on rockin')
We'll keep on rockin', rockin' (Uh-uh)

Cameras are flashing while we're dirty dancing
They keep watchin' (Wait)
Keep watchin
(Feel's like the crowd is saying)



Listen

Scratching your cr*tch? That's fine. But those shelled legumes, well, that's just not acceptable


A sign outside BIL Nick's softball game today...

Wednesday, June 18, 2008

SOTN! -->Mariah Carey, We Belong Together

I know, I'm surprised too, but it wasn't there this morning!


Audio

Tuesday, June 17, 2008

SOTD 6/17/08: West End Girls, Pet Shop Boys

Sometimes you're better off dead
There's gun in your hand and it's pointing at your head
You think you're mad, too unstable
Kicking in chairs and knocking down tables
In a restaurant in a West End town
Call the police, there's a madman around
Running down underground to a dive bar
In a West End town


Listen

I have weird dreams.

Really weird ones. Disconnected, nonsensical dreams. I've been told it's a good thing I never did drugs, my dreams being what they are, who knows if I'd have recovered...


Last night's dream
Rob and Juan, from HCX, and I are driving around all night looking for a Texaco station.

Then, when dawn breaks, Juan brings me back and drops me off at my house. It's a white Colonial. There is a row of green planters in front of the living room windows, but one of them has fallen to pieces. Wedged in between 2 other planters, in its place, is one of those green Rubbermaid totes.

In front of the row of planters is a row of rocks, covered with moss. Two of the rocks don't really have moss on them though, they're just spray-painted green.

And then I woke up.

Sunday, June 15, 2008

I went back to search how long ago...

...it was that the Llama Song showed up in my subconscious. Monday Oct 9, 2006!

So, one one hand, I feel a little better that5 I'm not boring you all to death with repear SOTD. On the other hand, my subconscious has been chewing on llama llama cheesecake llama for 1.5 years.

That's not right.

Wanna know what else hurts like a mother?

Teriyaki sauce in your eye. Holy Mother of God.

Whoa Hey!

Just realized (or, realised, if you speak Canadian) that my Me and the Moon SOTD post contained a link that was considerably more off color than the one I intended. I'm not saying the one I did intend is all that classy either, I'm just saying that here at mairzydoats, I want you to get exactly the right level of lowbrow humor that I'm looking for.

Not too much, not too little.

Happy Father's Day

to all the dads out there!

SOTD 6/15/08 (Llama llama cheesecake llama)

It's the Llama song again. I know...horrible...I don't know what's wrong with my sleeping brain

My niecebaby turned 2 yesterday!

Oh, I can't believe she's 2! She's so wonderful :)

Like I was telling hw the other day, it wasn't until she was born that I truly felt that "I'd risk my life for hers" feeling. And she's not even my kid!

I love her :)

Happy Birthday CLA!

Monday, June 09, 2008

I really am a lucky woman...

...to have been blessed with such wonderful friends :)

Sunday, June 08, 2008

SOTD 6/8/08: Me and The Moon, Gaelic Storm

Me and the moon stayed up all night;
I brought the whiskey! He brought the light!
Me and the moon stayed up all night;
I brought the whiskey! He brought the light!
A' quarter to three, we're feeling fine
when the sun comes up I'm gonna miss my friend moonshine.

Don't have audio for this one, but here's a totally unrelated piece of Irish song. It's not high class, but it's funny (make sure the little pitchers aren't around.)

Movie Review: The Strangers

For the newbies, you might find some things below to be spoiler-ey. I try to put true spoilers in secret decoder mouse mode, but you never know. Caveat read-or.


Cute Persons to look at (0-5): 2

Yep, I'm gonna go with a 2. The lead chick is Liv Tyler, whom I think is quite attractive.

For the girls...the main guy squeeze is Scott Speedman. He's totally a fencesitter for me--I'm not really feeling him, but I know that if I were at a party and he turned out to be nice or smart or funny, I would probably fall deeply in like with him.

Plus he's Canadian (sigh). And we all know how I feel about that.

That's really it. Honestly, there are really only the 2 of them in the movie. There are a few creepy people and a best dude friend, but the above choices are pretty much it!

A Satisfying Ending (0-5): 1. Booooo. Seriously--like I've said a million times, I get enough uncertainty in my real life. I like my movies to be wrapped up nicely at the end with a big giant bow on top.

Maybe there'll be a sequel, but I just don't care. Grrrr. Not a bad ending, just not one that makes me happy. And, since it's an M-ocracy here, I get to make all the rules ;)

Action/adventureness (0-5): 3. Decent! Good action, good running around and stuff. I like.

Love storyness (0-5): 3. I'm going to give it a 3. You can see that the leads really do care for each other, which is really nice to see.

Good Scaryness (0-5): 3. Some pretty good scenes that made me jump and cover my eyes. The psych-out factor was pretty well done.

Kissing (0-5): 2. A 2 only because there wasn't enough of it. I like lots of kissing in my movies--lots and lots of it. There's a decent make out scene, although it was interruptus-ed, which is kind of a bummer. Still, all in all, good.

Cinematography/Special Effects (1-5): 3. Pretty good. Well shot, interesting camera angles, different things to look at, good creepy surprises.

Extra Credit: None that I can think of.



Total: 17/35. Worth seeing if you like scary movies. If it had had a big red bow on top, I think I would have really liked it. I was left with the "but..why..and what about?" at the end, which isn't my favorite, but all in all, it was pretty good.

Wednesday, June 04, 2008

Everyone say hi to Patrick

He's new.

"Hi Patrick"

There, now you have to fend for yourself. And The Eh Team* is a pretty tough opponent, so....

:)


*(The A Team theme song is stuck in your heads now, isn't it? You're welcome)

SOTD 6/4/08: I Kissed a Girl (Katy Perry)

I kissed a girl and I liked it
The taste of her cherry Chapstick
I kissed a girl, just to try it
Hope my boyfriend don't mind it

Ears

It has a good beat, I can dance to it. I give it a 10!

Sunday, June 01, 2008

More SOTD

Saturday's SOTD, btw, has been stuck in my head for a week. My subconscious has really sunk its teeth in on that one. Other good Daft Punk?

Around The World (last one on the page)
One More Time (4th one)
Something About Us (first one--I so dig this song!)

I think I'm done fooling around for the night, so

after changing a bunch of stuff (including editing actual html, at which I am a total novice), if I've made anything unreadable, just let me know and I'll fix it.

A lot of the fooling was to make links open in a new window, because I think it's annoying when they don't. However, you can always right-click and ask it to open in a new window if it's not working right.

And then tell me so I can fight with it some more.

For example, why can I make the music links pop open using target="a_blank", but other links (like Jeffrey Dean Morgan) cease to work at all if I use that (unless you right click)?

Canada? Any suggestions?

SOTD 5/31/08: Harder Better Faster Stronger (Daft Punk)

Work it harder
Make it better
Do it faster
Makes us stronger

More than ever
Hour after
Our work is
Never over

Listen

Until I remember how to delete comments,

you can pretty much guarantee that any "get rich quick" or "buy this awesome stereo from Brazil" comments are from spam bots or people with a lot of time on their hands, and, are totally not supported by me or my staff. (Which is also me.)

On to find out how to delete.

Great new look

Same ole Mairzydoats. Let me know if it's hard to read...

I've got a trip to the bodyshop in my future...


...to get the sharkbites looked at. It's really time, and what with summer coming, I don't my babycar to be uncomfortable with her swimsuit body and all.
Sharkbite #1 (http://mairzydoats.blogspot.com/2006/12/bp-carwash-took-bite-out-of-my-car.html#links) as you might remember, is long overdue for fixing.


Sharkbite #2 (above) is rather newer. See, when you take your car to the city, you risk it making the journey in one piece ;). She's tough though, the 4Runner, she took it in stride--the garage door popped that piece right off without causing too much other harm.
The sharkbit-er, less so. And I really am enjoying rubbing it in. A little. In the nicest possible way, of course.
;)







An update on HCZ

So, I've now worked for HCZ for just over a month and I still really like it. Still no free tampons, but all in all it's pretty good. Let me go over my initial list with some updates...


Better
-BETTER GDP!!! That is Good Documentation Practices, for those not in my industry. Oh so much better! GDP is still better. Needs work, but most of the problems are people who are unfamiliar with the rules, not resistant to them. So I've got that going for me, which is nice.*
-Free pop (although I don't drink it). Still don't drink the pop, but oh, the free iced tea. If i could just figure out how to run a line from the machine upstairs down to my cubby hole, I could have caffeine EVERYSINGLESECONDOFMYLIFE!!! Um, sorry, every single second. We'll leave it at that (caffeinecaffeinecaffeine).
-3 lunchrooms, for when you need a change of scenery. I've still only eaten in one of them.
-CINNAMON ROLL COFFEE!! Tastes just like the "toast coffee" from HCX...mmmmmm.... (caffeinecaffeinecaffeine)
-No automatic flush toilets (ie no more wet you know what...) I am having a hard time shaking the habit of planning one's exit from the stall (gathering yr self and yr stuff and getting out without getting wet). This may take some time....
-I sit next to Rob J, who is really funny! I got my welcome present of a laser pointer from him this morning and he said that he will be willing to chase the dot upon request. He also proactively asked me not to call HR on him, cause he's just kidding. About whatever things he may say in the future. He's still funny, and so are a bunch of the other folks I've met. Interestingly, I've gone from sitting next to one guy who listen to techno incessantly to ANOTHER GUY WHO LISTENS TO TECHNO INCESSANTLY. I think it might be some sort of penance. I'm not sure.


Worse
-Not as many people to talk to. This one's getting better. As anyone who knows me IRL can attest, I have never had a problem making friends with strangers...and have continued that habit.
-Not as many cute boys to look at. A few, yes, but alas, still true. Sigh.
-Lunch is super boring. Sitting in a 2nd floor lunchroom with a bunch of chicks. Borrring. (However, my 1st year at HCY was terrible too, until I made some good friends, soooo) Lunch-is still locationally boring, but better company-wise
-Only 1 building, nowhere to visit when you're tired of your desk.
Got 2 words for you: Ware. House.


Weirder
-In order to get from my desk to the washroom and back, I must pass through no fewer than 8 doors. Toast coffee machine? 6 doors. Lunchroom #1? 4 doors. It is a constant door-opening fiesta! And it's not like they're locked doors, no, just doors to open, you know, just cause. I nearly feel like the energy I use to replace my arm at my side is unwarranted. Maybe I'll just walk around with my arm stuck out...(no, that wouldn't be strange at all...). Tomorow I'm counting the number of times I have to open a door. I shall report back :) 128. That was the result of the door count. 128. Ridiculous.




All in all, things are good. I'm still bossy and people are still mostly ok with it, since it's really for the betterment of HCZkind that I do what I do.

I do still need to find someone to play catch with me at lunch, which is proving a challenge. Too bad there aren't any watersports here, then I'd really show em a thing or 2.

One could always surf the pond...


*Never miss the opportunity for a line from Caddyshack. Never.

SOTD 6/1/06: Semi Charmed Life

The sky it was gold, it was rose,
I was taking sips of it through my nose,
And I wish I could get back there,
Some place back there,
Smiling in the pictures you would take,
Doing crystal myth,
Will lift you up until you break,
It won't stop,
I won't come down, I keep stock,
With a tick tock rhythm and a bump for the drop,
And then I bumped up. I took the hit I was given,
Then I bumped again,
And then I bumped again.

Listen


--> Semi Charmed Life, Third Eye Blind

43 Things

I used to keep this list in my head, however, now, with the advent of the internet and all, I've moved it to this site called 43Things. What list, you say? Why, the list of random things I've always wanted to do. I suppose, for some, it might be finishing graduate school or teaching a child to read, but you know, I'm just not that noble. I just don't think anyone reading this would find that very interesting.

Yeah, and so, I guess I'd like to have solve world hunger on my list, but what was the first thing that popped into my head? Forklift certification.

No, my job doesn't require me to be forklift certified and I'm not looking for one that does, but do you know how much fun I think it would be to put on a short dress and some red heels and waltz into a bar, in, say, Cicero or Blue Island [<--insert Chicago accent here], and chat up some guys about warehouse stuff, you know? Mebbe talk about the Bears and what's hot at over at www.repolift.com, over a nice Polish sausage?

Very very fun. Extra super fun. And dude, I would laugh all the way home!


So, my list, which currently numbers 5 things, is a little more eclectic (surprise, surprise.) I'm still adding, cause, I mean, I really hope there are more than 5 things I want to accomplish in this life.

My 43 Things

Another gorgeous day!





And between shopping for and planting flowers with my mom yesterday, and sitting on the deck all day to day, I'd say I'm a good medium to medium-well at this point. A little salt and pepper, some A1, I'd make a pretty good dinner!

Yes, mom, I know I should be wearing sunscreen, but sometimes I don't feel like it...until later...when even with the Advil I just took, I certainly do feel like it (shrimp on the barbie, that is.)

Anyway, here a pic. In my defense, my verysmartphone's camera does lean on the reds a little, so it's not as bad as it will seem. However, that little circle? The fastener on my swimsuit top, burned into me for the rest of eternity...

Do NOT tell my mom I got a sunburn. I can hear it now, "OH Merri, don't you have any sunscreen?"

I'm gonna get t-shirt with this conversation printed on it :). Or maybe a tattoo (to go along with my Trident submarine tat, mom) ;)

Do you want to know who I am totally adding to The List?

Jeffrey Dean Morgan

Yes, he's the actor who played the Winchester boys' dad on Supernatural. And yes, I'm aware of how creepy it is that I'd like to have both "Dean" from the show (here, on the right), and the guy who played his dad over for dinner. What can I say, I'm equal opportunity.

JDM played an Irish guy (with a reeeally questionable accent) in the movie PS I Love You...mrrrrrow. I totally recommend it for the kitchen scene alone (sighhh!).

Monday, May 26, 2008

SOTD: 5/26/08

Souvenirs, Souvenirs by Johnny Halliday.

Boy, the way he looks in this You Tube video is much more "Larry from Three's Company" than I expected, but still, it's a fun song. :) And it was 1960, so maybe that counts for something? Maybe?

My God what a beautiful day!

Seriously. Living in Northern Illinois where all of November and February--and good chunks of the remaining months--are totally gray and miserable, I always have that 'burning daylight' feeling on days like this.

As if there's a bank of beautiful weather and if you stay inside on good days, you're just going to lose them. Kind of like unused flex spending money. Actually *just* like unused flex spending money...
1. Wasting good days really sucks arbitrarily, just like losing tax-free money
2. You know full well that wasting a good day sucks, but it doesn't really make its true impression until a rainy day comes, just like lost tax-free money
3. Wasting a good day makes you hate the government, just like losing tax-free money

Ok, so I made that last one up.

But regardless, if you live near water or trees or the CN Tower or Kennesaw battlefield or Starbucks, GO OUTSIDE!

Cause then you can continue to update your blog via smrtphone. Ahhhh, technology. :)

Tuesday, April 29, 2008

Milan, of The Eh Team, has wondered where I went...

So, for him, and those other of you who work @ HCY, yes, I am no longer in their address book, because I have a new job! I am now a proud employee of Healthcare Company Z! (Which happens to be located in the same town I live in. Booyah.)

I started my new job yesterday and so far I like it. It's a little hard to get used to, as this location has about 1000 employees (as opposed to 15000 at HCX and 2500 at HCY). So, it feels tiny to me.

There are things that are better, things that are worse, and things that are weirder than HCY. As follows....

Better
-BETTER GDP!!! That is Good Documentation Practices, for those not in my industry. Oh so much better!
-Free pop (although I don't drink it)
-Free bottled water (and I do!)
-3 lunchrooms, for when you need a change of scenery
-CINNAMON ROLL COFFEE!! Tastes just like the "toast coffee" from HCX...mmmmmm....
-No automatic flush toilets (ie no more wet you know what...)
-I sit next to Rob J, who is really funny! I got my welcome present of a laser pointer from him this morning and he said that he will be willing to chase the dot upon request. He also proactively asked me not to call HR on him, cause he's just kidding. About whatever things he may say in the future.

Worse
-Not as many people to talk to
-Not as many cute boys to look at
-Lunch is super boring. Sitting in a 2nd floor lunchroom with a bunch of chicks. Borrring. (However, my 1st year at HCY was terrible too, until I made some good friends, soooo)
-Only 1 building, nowhere to visit when you're tired of your desk
-No hot food cafeteria
-No free tampons, bummer. But hey, free pop!
-No automatic sinks or paper towel thingys
-No HW, MG, CA, WS, CH, DM, SE, or IM to hang out with :(

Weirder
-In order to get from my desk to the washroom and back, I must pass through no fewer than 8 doors. Toast coffee machine? 6 doors. Lunchroom #1? 4 doors. It is a constant door-opening fiesta! And it's not like they're locked doors, no, just doors to open, you know, just cause. I nearly feel like the energy I use to replace my arm at my side is unwarranted. Maybe I'll just walk around with my arm stuck out...(no, that wouldn't be strange at all...). Tomorow I'm counting the number of times I have to open a door. I shall report back :)
-The other girl who does the job I do has long curly auburn hair too. People have noticed this and think it's peculiar.

That's all for tonight. More things to come tomorrow, including Door Count 2008.

OH, and the mother of 3 kids I went to grade school and high school works there. And spent the entire day coaching me in calling her by her first name and not Mrs. P. The transition is proving difficult, but she is unrelenting....we shall see...

Friday, April 11, 2008

SOTD catchup

3/28/08:
I keep it steamy
I make it burn when it's my turn
Teachin shorty all the tools that you neva learned
Don't get it twisted, gettin money ain't wrong
But she wanna make love all night long, I'm gone

Listen--> http://search.playlist.com/tracks/ll%2520cool%2520j%2520loungin
Read--> http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/llcoolj/lounginwhodoyouloveremix.html

LL Cool J: Loungin


3/30/08:
I use to have you in a photograph
(Im so glad its changed)
But now Ive got you and its gonna last
(do you believe in love)

Looky--> http://www.lyricsfreak.com/h/huey+lewis+and+the+news/do+you+believe+in+love_20066289.html
Heary--> http://search.playlist.com/tracks/huey%2520lewis%2520do%2520you%2520believe%2520in%2520love

Huey Lewis: Do You Believe In Love?


3/31/08:
In this context, there's no disrespect,
so, when I bust my rhyme, you break your necks.
We got five minutes for us to disconnect,
from all intellect collect the rhythm effect.

Eyes--> http://www.lyricstop.com/l/letsgetitstarted-blackeyedpeas.html
Ears--> http://search.playlist.com/tracks/black%2520eyed%2520peas/4 (it's somewhere on page 4)

BEP: Let's Get It Started

4/3/08:
We can go to the tropics
Sip piña coladas
Shorty I could take you there

Vids--> http://www.completealbumlyrics.com/lyric/131873/Sean+Kingston+-+Take+You+There.html
Auds-->http://search.playlist.com/tracks/sean%2520kingston%2520take%2520you%2520there

Sean Kingston: Take You There

(Love this one!! Go-go dance music subconscious!! Plus...is that a snip from that "Rocky" song that I hear in there?)

4/4/08:
'Cause I'm under the weather
Just like the world
So sorry for being so bold
When I turn out the light
You're out of sight
Although I know that I'm not alone
Feels like home
Feels like home

You see?--> http://www.lyricsmania.com/lyrics/kt_tunstall_lyrics_4116/eye_to_the_telescope_lyrics_12457/under_the_weather_lyrics_144552.html
You hear?--> Ack! No audio! Try itunes...

KT Tunstall: Under The Weather



And an bonus good live track that my subconscious didn't dig up:
http://search.playlist.com/tracks/kt%2520tunstall/5
KT Tunstall's cover of The Jackson 5, I Want You Back

Curly Sexy Hair Do-over

Tried it again today. Like it more than on the rainout day--less liony :)


...notasmuchasthermasilkblahblahblah...

I do love me some funny T-shirts

Yeah, I'm one of those people who always has words on her t-shirt. It's terrible, I know.

But you know what's not terrible? http://www.torsopants.com/main/


I especially like:
--> http://www.torsopants.com/store/product.php?productid=5046 and this one (which I think anyone from HCY will find particularly entertaining)
--> http://www.torsopants.com/store/product.php?productid=5071

So funnY!

Monday, April 07, 2008

L'Oreal Upward Spiral

Wellll...this one's okay. not great, not horrible.

Better than the Redken, not as good as the LaCoupe from yesterday.

It's really a fencesitter---the most fencesitterey of all so far.

hmmmm.

LaCoupe: Perfect Curls

Saturday's mousse trial was LaCoupe's Perfect Curls. No, I've never heard of it either.

I got it @ Ulta for under $10, which is cool! It smells good-kind of fruity. (I'm okay with fruity or fancy dept store/salon smells, but not so much with Acme Chemical Plant smells, you dig?)

The verdict? Good softy mousse! I had to crunch it a little more than I would have liked, once it dried, but I guess I can't go around comparing everything to Thermasilk.

That'd be like comparing every guy you date to Dean Cain or Hugh Jackman. It's just not a fair competition.

(sighhh :) )

Thursday, April 03, 2008

Curly Sexy Hair

Yes, today's mousse trial involved Curly Sexy Hair spray foam (from the makers of Big Sexy Hair products).

This one is going to need a second trial. I like it better than the evil crunchy mousses I've mentioned so far. It's definitely soft, so that's good, but it didn't define my curls as much as I really like. It left me with what I affectionately call "lion hair". Rawr. :)

Don't get me wrong, lion hair has its moments, but it's never the look I want straight off. Except on Halloween, of course.

In CSH's defense, however, it has been raining for about 24hrs here and that really throws a wrench into any good hair day a curlytop might hope to have. So, I called today's mousse game on account of rain and will give CSH another shot on the next dry day.

I may not test a new one tomorrow, depends on the weather. I do, however, have a bunch of SOTDs that I have to post from this week.

So keep your eyes peeled for those :)

Wednesday, April 02, 2008

Another mousse sighting

In my thus-never-ending quest to find, again, the perfect mousse for my long curly hair, today's victim was Redken 05.

Yes, it has a name, but there are so many Redken products that, honestly, find by number is the best way to go.

The verdict on Redken 05? Unfortunately: Evil Crunchy Mousse.

I'm disappointed, particularly since it wasn't cheap ($15). Yep, it dried stiff and crunchy like the other evil mousses I've mentioned and, worse yet, when I went to un-crunch it, I found it to be sticky to the touch-even when dry.

And what's more, no shine! Crunchy, sticky, dull, pricey hair. Boooo!

Tomorrow's victim? Curly Sexy Hair's Curl Power. I'll keep you posted...

Wednesday, March 26, 2008

SOTD: 03/26/2008

When you're gone, the pieces of my heart are missing you
When you're gone, the face I came to know is missing too
When you're gone, the words I need to hear to always get me through the day and make it okay
I miss you

--> When You're Gone, Avril Lavigne

Ears

SOTD: 03/25/2008

I was working as a waitress in a cocktail bar, that much is true
But even then I knew I'd find a much better place, either with or without you

--> Don't You Want Me Baby, Human League

Audio-->

Saturday, March 22, 2008

Some happy family news!

I'm going to be an aunt again! My sissy and BIL Nick are due sometime this September :)

Mousse

I've got decently good-looking curly hair, those who know me IRL can verify this. It's not like I exit the shower with cool hair though--my native locks look like cotton candy!

Mousse is the key to good curly hair (boo gel, boo John Frieda) I use it to keep the curls under control and have therefore been on a lifelong search for the perfect mousse.

Not too crunchy, keeps curls together, doesn't smell like poison...you know...the uzh.

So here's is what I determined so far in my mousse-using adult life, of products that are still on the market:

Evil Crunchy Mousse:
Herbal Essences (all kinds, smells good, is evil)
Aussie (come now, it is not 1987. crunchcrunchcrunch)
Tressemme (honestly, I was surprised this one didn't work out!)
Fructis (smells wonderful...has a dark evil soul)

Good Softy Mousse (it's a short list, as I do tend to like things the way that I like them):
Dove (the curls one, not the x-tra hold)
Thermasilk (the curls one too. this is my favorite mousse ever! alas, it is very hard to find)
Sunsilk (the apple-green bottle that says something about romantic curls on it. smells good too!)

There, there is some advice and protectioin for you curly-tops, I'll keep you posted :)

Dya know what I saw in Target the ot her day?

A bottle of, conditioner I suppose it was?...or serum?...one of those magic potions that turn one from librarian to sex kitten...anyway...

A bottle of conditioner that said on the front:
Fortifying Fortifier.

Um, well I'm glad, you know, I guess, about that. Cause really, Fortifying Secret Infiltrator or Fortifying Double Agent? That would just bad for us. You know, as a country.

Even Passive-Aggressive Fortifier could really bode poorly.

Fortifying Fortifier. No fooling around as to what that conditioner's all about.

No sir. And me without my cell phone camera, which to those of you who know me in real life must be frightening. Nope, I haven't misplaced my right hand, it was just in the car resting for the next battle...uh I mean charging.

SOTD: 03/22/08

(will come back to add lyrics...hard to do on pocket PC!)

Listen

--> Suerte, Shakira

Friday, March 21, 2008

SOTD: 03/21/08

And the base keeps
Runnin runnin and
runnin runnin
runnin runnin

Ecoute

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Thursday, March 20, 2008

So, this is my first real post from my new smartphone...

Just wait until you see the places I can post from now! I've been gone a little while here, but I'm going to try to get back on the wagon. New SOTDs, more complaining, all new stuff.

I have to go back and read my last posts, but the most newest thing is that I no longer work for Healthcare Company Y, and will hopefully soon have an interview with Healthcare Company Z! Also had an interview with Environmental Company X, which was pretty good too.

Don't have an SOTD for today--haven't been sleeping. But soon...soon...